Still alive, thanks for asking. My life is crazy. Kid #3 on the way, tons of work, and in-laws now living with us. I can't wait to tell you all about it. But first things first - I have what you came for...
at last.
if you don't see it at first, don't feel bad. We'll wait for you..... there you go, atta boy.
advice for life? or watch repair? both?
I think the Goatse is following me.
is this like Nutella? Or like a Cadbury Creme Egg? (I can see how they sounded this out : "Hey, anyone know how to spell coconut? " "Yeah, probably 'cocoa' plus 'nut.' Ask Henry, he speaks English." Henry, gulping, "Um, yeah, looks good to me." I can't believe I just acted that out in my head.
1\. Chinese people love them some cartoony pajamas.
2\. They're a GREAT source of manglish or whatever this is.
3\. Danch Danch Revolution. Wanted to say it - didn't see how to fit it in. Let's move on.
that comma after new taste is really bothersome.... QUIT LOOKING AT ME!
From the other side of this box - Good source of vitamines and fattiness! But lookee here - 58 mg of AUTUNITE! Which is...
"A yellowish, fluorescent minor ore of uranium"
"Autunite is one of the more attractive and popular radioactive minerals."
RADIOACTIVE. That may explain all the different fonts - poor graphic designer was bleeding from the gums and eyes.
Fruit Relish is vaguely disgusting, but the reason I grabbed this is I'm fairly sure this is Mangled Japanese again. Since these Japanese fruit treats are so popular, why not make some knockoffs and sell them to the unsuspecting? Shall we name Mangled Japanese? NiWrongo?
this one we'll do it two parts. there is not ONE sentence correct on this box.
Wow, this is veritable material! There"s nobody can refuse this Europe flavor or the nourishment abundance! heads up, Manglians, THEY'RE COOKIES! No nourishment here.
crappy picture, awesome name. Superduty Garder Robot! Salvation in One! I may have to buy this.
handwritten signs are fertile grounds. I'm also glad to see the font from the original Star Trek getting some play.
Feel as reading real English. Fire up the powerful main-frame. My palm is so versatile.
After Snoopy's sex change, Charlie Brown simply calls him "My Dog."
This is either hilarious, or very poignant.
I'll give some thought to more posts - at least one a week. Thanks for hanging in there! Veritable Material!
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