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2007

ManglificenceApr 11
Good SamanglitansJan 20

2006

2005

Century BoyDec 28
Don't forget the JuiceDec 27
amazing picturesDec 27
a VERY merry christmasDec 25
HEY, GUY!Dec 21
Foster Farms has issuesDec 16
chalky dischargeDec 15
Another Jesuit SurvivorDec 15
when did Chewbacca ever say this?Dec 14
Today's word of the day, and my daughterDec 14
Slappy BirthdayDec 14
She was only hot in Vision QuestDec 13
my little commiesDec 13
children in exileDec 13
Wow.Dec 2
reminder: this man is a geniusNov 29
holy unflattering portraitsNov 29
Creativity vs HollywoodNov 29
thrilled to be hereNov 17
Omen IVNov 17
I got your back.Nov 17
hermanitoNov 17
fat as hellNov 17
blast from the past : volume oneNov 17
dah says "I saw this picture...and I had to have it!"Nov 12
two roads diverged in a migNov 11
a fellow mad scientist's mad bathroomNov 11
don't wake shamu...Nov 11
color me lovelyNov 11
missing you, daughterNov 11
"Stay on target."Nov 10
dumbass marketing speakNov 9
awesome wag schwagNov 9
in retrospect...Nov 8
why bike shorts are usually blackNov 4
yan CAN cook!Nov 3
Wicked Sandwich of the WestNov 3
the ultimate kung fu systemNov 3
if Fox News was around back then...Oct 31
word sleuthOct 29
warning: bloatwareOct 29
jap drum zenOct 29
god bless those kidsOct 29
doggie style onlyOct 29
craziest show of all time. no, seriously.Oct 29
coolest commercial in a long timeOct 29
chinese visa mugshotsOct 29
The Boy WonderOct 29
what the hell?Oct 26
hilarious auctionOct 19
never give me old picturesOct 17
dallas firefliesOct 17
are you F*&%$ing KIDDING ME??Oct 6
we're close friendsOct 5
so far so goodOct 5
even better than the real thingOct 5
save toby! as leftovers?Sep 26
mini meSep 26
divitaSep 26
city of lightsSep 26
at cuspSep 26
and...cutSep 26
inherited indifferenceSep 25
I am the god of cannonballsSep 25
SamiSep 23
That can-do spirit!Sep 21
crappiest job everSep 20
aurora from spaceSep 20
Advertising Synergy!Sep 17
the work blindSep 15
A strong, decisive leaderSep 14
don't knock a coming.Sep 14
1992 - seems like only yesterday.Sep 9
let's try this againSep 2
I'm no Escher...Aug 29
could you pass eighth grade math?Aug 29
make a statementAug 28
Cupid is dead.Aug 28
Red Bull gives you ... gas.Aug 24
fabulous 4Aug 24
unique use for web: baby pics!Aug 23
holy terrorsAug 19
Yep.Aug 11
our intrepid heroAug 2
HeyGuy!Aug 2
conspiracy?Aug 1
the 51st stateJul 30
"You talk stink."Jul 28
once again, America is completely brokenJul 26
a spoonful of sugar makes the...um...uh...Jul 17
Let's kick it up a crotch - BAM!Jul 17
my son is here!Jul 13
who are the ad wizards who...Jul 11
to my Syrian buddies Karim and AliJul 11
soon to be a big sisterJul 11
the best artist you've never heard ofJul 11
Sounds heartless, but I agreeJul 10
BustedJul 10
postcards from KancholandJul 4
help save equireJul 2
psycho chinese protester guyJul 1
manglish is everywhereJul 1
white sandsJun 30
HEY!Jun 30
pics from the movie premiereJun 27
Tricky TacticsJun 24
my letter to the Sports GuyJun 24
sometimes, the shots come to youJun 20
whew - that was closeJun 16
view from my new placeJun 16
so I made a movie...Jun 16
"it's pretty much my favorite OS"Jun 16
happy father's dayJun 16
A beautiful act of loveJun 16
Japervnese part twoJun 13
hilarious Japanese TeesJun 13
you don't look so toughJun 10
my twisted broJun 10
in factJun 10
The Friendly SkiesJun 10
best. starwars rant. ever.Jun 10
A Mountain Man Called HomeJun 8
Striped shirts guys uniteJun 7
Official: White TrashJun 7
Recurring dreamJun 4
Small town strifeJun 2
i can finally die nowMay 31
Easing of corporate scornMay 31
Spector of InfluenceMay 26
humans have evolved ... here's proofMay 24
it bears repeatingMay 23
what is wrong with this country?May 22
the real Good Will HuntingMay 22
i have seen the future of rock n' roll...May 21
george lucas is a son of a.. whoa that's cool!May 19
fortune favors the braveMay 17
the war rages onMay 9
Big Brother is watching you.Apr 28
Religion hurts everyoneApr 26
for the fans.Apr 25
bright lights small cityApr 25
The Man himself.Apr 24
Real World: RiyadhApr 23
The real threatApr 23
Sometimes the jokes write themselvesApr 22
The Thomas Crown, Jr. Affair.Apr 20
il fait beauApr 19
she's GRRRRRRRRREAT!Apr 17
road to nowhereApr 15
lucas blowsApr 15
Sweet SistineApr 13
rob's ramblingsApr 11
my crazy brotherApr 10
Got MILF?Apr 10
And Boom Goes the DynamiteApr 8
no more filthy bathroom floorsApr 7
LiesApr 7
That's pride, Butch.Apr 6
Pwn3dApr 6
InspiringApr 6
Confessions of an EBay opium addictApr 5
hey cuz, nice digs.Apr 3
anonymity breeds prickishnessApr 2
our health system is in a persistive vegetative stateApr 1
no thanks, I already ate.Apr 1
Well, uh,....thanks?Mar 31
the setting is irrelevantMar 31
It's over.Mar 31
warning - addictive flash gameMar 27
the Japervnese strike againMar 27
what was I talking about?Mar 26
she's definitely packing heatMar 26
Pat O'BrienMar 26
let's revoke her fertilityMar 26
model needed:Mar 25
you know you're in the Balkans when...Mar 24
on pulling the plugMar 24
KoalasMar 24
holy ham hocks, fatman!Mar 24
Ar, get me a towel mateyMar 24
Question for the agesMar 23
Don't go gently into that good nightMar 23
DAMNMar 22
icemenMar 15
I hope that's Horchata...Mar 15
UrinefallMar 14
the Pozo SaloonMar 14
Dueling FanjosMar 14
DAMNMar 14
Damn Dirty ApesMar 14
Bubble Gum AlleyMar 14
High ExpectationsMar 10
my caddy gave me the woodMar 8
Isn't this a little invasive?Mar 8
one plop shoppingMar 4
Now that's a mottoMar 4
How is this possible?Mar 4
sun through iciclesMar 1
my dadFeb 27
sexy is intelligence. Um, I mean...Feb 26
Lows and HighsFeb 26
Cyberdyne systemsFeb 26
craniopagus parasiticusFeb 19
Abstinence is so INFeb 19
Infinite GamesFeb 18
it's (going to be) a boy!Feb 17
another point of viewFeb 17
roMANceFeb 16
one two three four I declare thumb... HEY WTF?Feb 16
does anyone read newspapers anymore?Feb 16
MIA = Missing in AlaskaFeb 15
China wins in :Feb 15
China Loses in:Feb 15
fraud alert!Feb 10
Blade Runner PhotographyFeb 10
tell how you really feelFeb 7
"Telepathic treason limits my ability to ski"Feb 7
Repent, America!Feb 7
poetic license revokedFeb 7
random fireFeb 4
insert D.C. Cab joke hereJan 30
George Lucas is all washed upJan 30
arrogance of wealth and golfJan 30
thanks for the memoriesJan 29
ABC's John Stossel has [a great piece](http://abcnews.go.comJan 29
set course for Mordor, warp factor fiveJan 28
elton john, eat your heart outJan 28
So good.Jan 21
Everybody needs a hobbyJan 21
she's frigid - literally.Jan 20
me i want a hula hoopJan 19
it tickles us, my preciousJan 19
Hassel-OFF, please god!Jan 19
10: stroke shaft 20: goto 10Jan 19
My next vacation spot...Jan 17
message receivedJan 10
anear the what?Jan 10
play dead....good boy!Jan 8
the cute website of a great artist who works in several mediJan 8
anonymous lawyerJan 8
What do you think's IN THE BURGERS?Jan 2
straight to hell boyJan 2
I'm Pro CrastinationJan 2
DragonSpankerJan 2

2004

That's just wrongDec 24
...and to all a good night.Dec 24
corporate nonspeakDec 23
You like computers, don't you?Dec 22
'Tis ALWAYS the SeasonDec 22
The Season of MilkingDec 21
put it in PARK, buddyDec 21
O-RingsDec 21
DwarfsploitationDec 21
please bury me hereDec 13
to the chinaplexDec 12
Pee-King DuckDec 12
Great Escape part IIDec 12
The Great EscapeDec 12
File under I for IronyDec 12
China's SweetheartDec 12
wild wild eastNov 30
Merry F-ing XmasNov 29
Merry F-ing X-mas (Take Deux)Nov 29
Caucasian Bird FluNov 22
back to you, Yao!Nov 20
majic's book signingNov 19
Pilfer the friendly skies.Nov 18
random manglishNov 17
Good NewsNov 17
best manglish everNov 15
Thai GuyNov 14
no thanks, I'm full.Nov 8
can i get a spot?Nov 8
Pinko CommiesNov 7
Hitting the nail on the headNov 5
trust me, I'm Nigerian.Oct 31
MBA = Marketing Babble AcademyOct 31
Judge, are you sure that name's right...Oct 29
"I am dead people."Oct 28
God Bless AmericaOct 27
Freedom through spicy buffalo wingsOct 27
"Fast Times" review from 1982Oct 27
vote christOct 26
say cheeeeeeeeeeeseOct 26
now that explains itOct 26
PYT - pasty yuck thingOct 25
via Monkensteinhilarious ad by the director of AirplaneOct 24
all aboard!Oct 24
Bored Single Geek needs woman IMMEDIATELYOct 23
tales of an articulate bouncerOct 21
Sports Guy is Going OffOct 21
Political PiracyOct 21
the new censusOct 21
zealotsOct 20
Looks good on you, though.Oct 20
link sprayOct 20
the InternetsOct 20
the GOP can have fun, tooOct 20
Thrifty Car Rental: Straight to Hell. Do not pass goOct 19
Majic's MiracleOct 19
bad guy or good guy?Oct 19
Steve's Link MachineOct 18
Patriot ACTOct 17
Look what the boys got themselves into this time.....Oct 14
I Duchi di HazzardOct 14
Looking for an apartment?Oct 12
greatest gift everOct 12
make your vote COUNTOct 11
this is not a porn siteOct 10
when correcting, better be correct.Oct 9
one guy's opinion on Matrix ReloadedOct 9
little-known languagesOct 9
Dilbert has been assimilatedOct 9
there is a godOct 8
passing the buckOct 8
Learn, meet KokoOct 8
holy mokita!Oct 8
Edwards, eh?Oct 8
The Customer is always Reich!Oct 8
my rant on Hollywood ElsewhereOct 7
Incredibly Strange WrestlingOct 7
Testicles remind us of our fragile humanityOct 3
One trick poniesOct 3
sometimes I get luckySep 28
No Manglik, pleaseSep 28
more random shotsSep 28
last batch of straggler picsSep 28
the kids in my lifeSep 28
I'm going to buy a vowel, pat...Sep 28
greatest spam everSep 24
brush with greatnessSep 24
utter absolute, asinine, idiotic stupiditySep 23
little too-friendly neighborhood spidermanSep 23
wanted: strumpetSep 22
Petals around the RoseSep 22
okay - THIS is the greatest music video of all time...Sep 22
never been kissedSep 22
more human than humanSep 22
the Mig ChroniclesSep 22
incentivize web-enabled nichesSep 22
The God F.A.Q.Sep 22
for those about to write...Sep 22
Chilled Beer? or the latest Tandoori dish?Sep 22
Bodhi - let Tyler Go.Sep 22
Aunt Jemima wins the Gold!Sep 22
are you about a size 13?Sep 22
i know a few guys who should preorder thisSep 15
pit bull vs. raccoonSep 14
get out and vote...and, maybe win moneySep 12
Holy Terror part oneAug 28
Chinese Cop (almost) Kills KidnapperAug 27
Australia makes use of the unmarried manAug 25
"Diminutive" not in DangerAug 23
tales from CanuckyAug 19
how many finger am i holding up?Aug 19
au revoir, nookmisAug 19
NJ governor resigns - jokes stay on.Aug 18
I love it when a plan comes togetherAug 17
HurriKANE BeWEARAug 12
I know what you're thinking, and you're right.Aug 7
Neniam pisu en la venton.Aug 6
Shining StarAug 4
Fifty Nine Deceits in "Fahrenheit 9/11"Aug 4
Family of faggot fans fly the flagAug 4
Body Modification - they win.Aug 4
Gorilla wins 'Best Gorilla'Aug 3
AT LEAST DAD GETS AADVANTAGE MILESJul 30
My goat has been gotten.Jul 29
appropriate funeral attire?Jul 26
my sweet niece KealeyJul 24
my sentiments exactlyJul 24
Robin Quick HitJul 23
four thoughts...Jul 23
Don't you love Helen Thomas?Jul 20
impending aneurysmJul 18
Dear Sir/ MadamJul 16
Asian Gamblers AnonymousJul 15
more random crapJul 14
Chinese Deli MeatsJul 14
This Land Is Your LandJul 13
Stick FuJul 13
no longer curiousJul 13
when a friend callsJul 11
trick photography... or is it?Jul 11
My trip to Atlanta summed up in one pictureJul 11
Every Breath You TakeJul 11
enough's enoughJul 11
A childhood classicJul 8
Collect them all!Jul 7
tourist driver, no survivorJul 4
shooting near my houseJul 1
my little girlJul 1
I am called EmilJul 1
june picturesJun 30
Maltz - Choooeeee Chu!Jun 29
from DismasJun 29
Alaska rocksJun 27
The Wisdom of Steven SeagalJun 26
Cookie FlyingJun 26
Life's expensive lessonsJun 25
Pinko Commie RantJun 24
All Rise...Jun 24
alaskan population dwindlingJun 24
Craigslist - an endless source of entertainmentJun 22
oodles of linksJun 19
good vs evilJun 19
voted most likely to escape from jailJun 18
Alaska needs womenJun 18
Really, why bother?Jun 17
more customer service emailsJun 14
alaskan pride part 4Jun 13
my visitorsJun 11
my MiggaJun 11
half mastJun 11
the Arcata, CA police blotterJun 11
100 worst porn movie titlesJun 11
In the name of scienceJun 10
Bush and Zombie Reagan in 2004!Jun 10
spam that helps, and spam that killsJun 9
log siftingJun 9
The letters you wish you could send ...Jun 9
These are the thoughts that kept me outta the really good schools...Jun 8
our new ventureJun 8
Just when you think your job is bad....Jun 8
breaking the iceJun 7
Brandon Bird - my favoritesJun 7
on the evasion of griefJun 4
Knock, knock. Moo's there?Jun 4
he must smell your dog...Jun 4
"Don't bug mommy when she's working"Jun 4
When the cart's a-rockin'.....Jun 3
Tragic: The GatheringJun 3
Spreading the Turd of Dog - Preach On.......Jun 3
Patriotic WhoresJun 3
Let's just hire monkeys...Jun 3
You can't make this stuff upJun 2
my little brother's peer groupJun 2
from the "Best of Craigslist"Jun 1
which doctor? witch doctor.May 31
the poetry of Donald RumsfeldMay 27
Larry Wall groupiesMay 26
strippers are realisticMay 25
little baby AlexisMay 25
heidiMay 25
GET OFF YOUR ASSMay 25
F*ck the police - literallyMay 25
my random lifeMay 24
Congrats on the newest WWE fan!May 23
Really, what is it with Alaska?May 21
Assload of musicMay 21
the new salvador daliMay 20
bless me father for I have sinnedMay 20
so THAT's what that's for!May 19
I was just looking for Charlie, sir...May 19
how should I handle the tip?May 19
Tony Randall, R.I.P.May 18
This little Piggy went to the market.. This little Piggy got disfigured by an Orange Shellfish????May 18
Do as I say and not as I pooMay 18
best of craigslistMay 18
which one do I go into, mommy?May 17
Major League Baseball tries out Instant Pee-playMay 17
mu qin jie kuai leMay 15
most photographed babyMay 15
Alaska - more freaks per capitaMay 15
Alaska FolliesMay 15
two amazing photojournalistsMay 14
Cody on the Byron Nelson ClassicMay 14
welcome to the new L.A.May 11
God's great - you guys are PRICKSMay 11
Carlos and Abby -- my new heroes!May 11
Texas: moving tolerance into the 18th centuryMay 7
the real life FLETCHMay 7
queer eye for the Feren-GuyMay 7
he is borderline retardedMay 7
distractionsMay 7
defining momentsMay 7
viewing pleasureMay 6
Ramen Santa in San MateoMay 5
an army of noneMay 4
an army of noneMay 3
[object Object]Apr 26
(no title)Apr 26
who is the liar--God or Benny Hinn?Apr 21
BE READY - the end of the world is coming!  but ...Apr 21
who wants to bet that THIS GUY:   a. uses UNIX....Apr 19
FROM CODY: check this out...this is from the morni...Apr 19
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by popular demand:   The Dominican Gang Muchach...Apr 19
by popular demand:Apr 18
where's Gilligan?Apr 16
**From CODY:** Dude, check out this job description...Front-Apr 15
From CODY: Dude, check out this job description......Apr 15
ALASKANS need to get out more. When it's not -50º...Apr 14
skateboarding is NOT a crime.Apr 13
[ALASKANS](http://www.dps.state.ak.us/pio/releases/photos/waApr 13
[skateboarding is NOT a crime.](http://www.toothpastefordinnApr 12
the secret blog of a Hollywood star who masks his ...Apr 10
this is the guy behind the guy behind the guyApr 9
["My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel isApr 9
"My power is discombobulatingly devastating I coul...Apr 9
We Have Reached the Limits of What Rectal Probing ...Apr 8
[We Have Reached the Limits of What Rectal Probing Can TeachApr 8
"[I feel Kaori's pain!](http://www.itmedia.co.jp/lifestyle/aApr 3
who wants to start standing in line for this amazi...Mar 26
for those of you not in San Francisco, [THIS](http://sfgate.Mar 25
for those of you not in San Francisco, THIS is wha...Mar 25
A label on the bucket says "Just for you, KFC's su...Mar 25
"To be perfectly honest with you, it's hella cool....Mar 24
if THIS GUY can make cool art anMar 24
if THIS GUY can make cool art and sell books and...Mar 24
What do you think? Is this spam?Dear* Yahoo* User_,Mar 23
the dream lives on...Mar 23
[B.Y.O.B.](http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040Mar 22
what religion are YOU?Mar 12
"Well, I wouldn't exactly say i've been [missing it](http://Mar 12
"I walk in and there is the usual wait. Can’t have two peoplMar 11
"According to the documents, Rowland went to LDS Hospital inMar 11
who else thinks Bonds' "back sprain" will mysteriously healMar 10
Does anyone else feel like we're living in the [Third Reich?Mar 10
there are some BIG BRAINED folks in the world. I bow to NakMar 5
most people when reading the news [only read the headlines](Mar 5
Cody says, about that [expensive house in SF mentioned belowMar 4
ridiculous SF house - property tax is $32,083 / month.Mar 3
"President Clinton was often known as the first black presidMar 3
I have lost a lot of weight in the past, with plenty more toMar 3
Gene Wolf - [another writer's writing rules](http://subnet.pMar 3
Elmore Leonard's 10 rules for writers - [Learn It. Live It.Feb 24
Do you get good [Customer Service](http://www.salon.com/techFeb 23
if you haven't already, you need to watch [this exposé on CNFeb 20
back in the bay!Feb 16
Cody says, "reading the blog...i did act out Ronin up untilFeb 8
Cody got the shakedown again! - driving on the same coastalFeb 7
**The Shakedown!**Feb 5
Sabotage!Feb 4
the pictures from this trip will be appearing in Al Dia, MLBFeb 2
day one of the caribbean series - LOOOONG day! 9AM - 4:30AM.Feb 2
I got robbed!Feb 1
I'm in The Dominican Republic - what an adventure so far! IJan 31
think twice before you [sign anything.](http://edmunds.com/aJan 26
Satan is a clown.Jan 15
the well-worn but unceasingly interesting topic of drugs, arJan 8
via TONY: who needs $100 million to make a good movie?Jan 8
via TONY: the Japanese will [queue up for anything](http://hJan 8
well - it's like in "Escape to Witch Mountain" when [Tony anJan 7

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