god look at the size of my hand…

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and all at once, my problems seemed to recede into the background. That is, until Tatiana hit Paladin, he pooped, and Elaine yelled at me for spending too much time on the computer… It was calm while it lasted.

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You shall bow before me or get soaked like the guy they sent to pick up the Bouncy Castle. Fool.

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