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Year of the Rat

Hi All – quick note. Yes I’m still alive – working like a dog on a deadline. More to come soon including some more hilarity from China, Alaska, and elsewhere. Peace!

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20 comments to Year of the Rat

  • Rain

    They are getting so big!!!! ohmygosh!!!!!!!

  • Matt Schor

    Glad to see you are still online. Can’t wait for the next witty posts and neologisms.

  • beautiful.looks like the family is complete.just think:in years to come they will have their own families.the rahoi tree will just keep growing.fascinating.exponential growth.and they are the future in progress:a one race world.beautiful.

  • Scott Dover

    I can’ t wait. *smile*

  • StephanLordJohnMarburyIII

    Come back soon! We are missing funny wheat yours. Thank you very many for exciting us!

    GoogleManglishTranslator

    Come back soon! We miss your funny wit. Thanks for all the laughs!

  • Carrie Webb

    Just found your great website, resulting from the hilarious Chinese menu. What I’d like to know is, what is the reference to “Duck Bukkake”? I confess I don’t get out much, and must have missed something.

    Please for enlightening with many thanking — Carrie

  • jon

    Carrie, be warned – bukkake is a sexual term in Japanese. Here is a link to the wikipedia page.

  • Carrie Webb

    Ahh soooo! Between Wikipedia and the Urban Dictionary I get the picture, unfortunately. I’m laughing so hard I can hardly type this — no wonder the readers of the Chinese menu post were splitting their sides!

    Jon, thanks for the heads-up — so to speak.

  • Vigilante, Queen of Ireland

    Lord Marbury, I challenge thee to a Lordly Wit-Off!

    Wait. You’re not real. There is no Lord Marbury.

    Fine then. I’ll have to go challenge me a Windsor or something. I think there’s one or two of them still alive.

    PS: Jon, that’s one beautiful family you have there. I’m tempted to say I’m sure you had nothing to do with it. But I won’t say that out loud.

    What do you mean I said that out loud? No I didn’t!

    Did I?

  • Vigilante, Queen of Ireland

    Damn.

  • Tom

    You are my most favorite internet-only entity whom I’ve forced myself on. Thank you!

  • jon

    Tom, thanks for the kind note! I’ll try to live up to the hype.

  • Can’t wait for the next update, your posts take a little long but are always awesome, kinda like the GTA game series!

  • Ella

    Just found the website yesterday!

    Loving every minute of it! My flat mate cleared off…obviously thinking I’ve finally lost it with all the hysterics!

    I love foreign signs and the like…but having only travelled within Europe I have only come across a small portion of hilarity…and not strictly speaking incorrect English…just foreign words similar to funny English words!

    I am now seriously considering my next language of study to be Chinese so I can move there. This sort of humour is the sort of thing that would make my day! I would love to experience it everyday in real life!!

    Keep it up!

  • Bassam

    Hi,
    This is Bassam Nassem’s cousin it was nice meeting you take care
    Bassam,

  • Q

    Hi,john,Nice website! Thanks your help. My english test got a good record! I think i can help you if you get a cantoness language test。 : D

  • Tom

    Well, it’s been a few months, but I’d like to update on the whole kicking assfat entry I made on an earlier post….

    Down 35 pounds in 4 months. 210 to 175. I look better now than I did my Junior year of college.

    Hope you are plugging away the same!

  • That dude from London

    Seriously, should we put out an APB on your lardy ass? Hope wherever you are you’re okay!

  • Tom

    Seriously “that dude from london” we need to find this man and force a Boddington on him.

  • That dude from London

    I agree Tom, if he ever comes to London we should buy him a pint or three. My abs have never been in better shape from all the laughing his posts cause.

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