Thanks to everyone who sends me manglish in the wild - it’s a big world, but sooner or later, it’s going to start going away. So let’s find it and document it while we’re able!
From my dad - if you’re not bilingual you either get BLAH BLAH BUTCHER-SHOP, or LOST COST BLAH. Either way, you should be CONFUSO.
Well, as long as it’s GEUNINE LTEAHER! Why didn’t you say so? You mean it’s veritable OwcHide? (thanks david mcgowan !)
Wow - nothing sexier than illiterate Lesbies! Dammit, I said Streap! (thanks to Allison in Holland !)
Can someone please get them a Politically Correct dictionary? Or can we just adopt their blunt verbiage? (thanks, LEX10 for finding and sharing it!)
Okay, compensate me the ten minutes I spent trying to understand your Mission Statement. Next time use some Mad Libs, they’ll be more readable.
Man Minnie sounds like a FREAK. She guggies THELS? Swaly, even. Especially when she’s keppie with this heat. take heed.
Damn, sounds like I should invest more heavily in the Mickey - seems like it’s up against the yen and dollar. (Thanks for those last three to Steph Guan!)
More soon, folks, including some news of mainstream news coverage, hopefully. Stay tuned!
9 responses so far ↓
1 Em // May 2, 2007 at 3:36 pm
I certainly do NOT want to eat any meat from a “Low Cost Carniceria.” If they can’t even figure out their signage who knows what they did to that meat!
2 Kater // May 3, 2007 at 2:10 pm
Wow there are sure going to be a lot of indignant deformed people out there after this…
3 Gregg the obscure // May 8, 2007 at 1:53 pm
The deformed people need to look at the previous post and consider a different lifestyle, after investing heavily in the Mickey.
4 Plumpy // Jul 7, 2007 at 7:51 pm
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha
5 Plumpy // Jul 7, 2007 at 7:53 pm
i kno,”guggie”???????(faint,literele)
6 Plumpy // Jul 7, 2007 at 7:55 pm
wat the……….. brains for sale!!!
7 Prince // Oct 23, 2007 at 7:56 pm
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