She’s about to have another little brother any minute. We’re all a little stressed out. Of course, if I say that out loud, The Wife sarcastically tells me I have it hard, then tries to hit me. Luckily she can’t waddle that quickly.

Found by my dad in JapanTown - no, “Dack” is […]

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Besides scouring China and San Francisco for mangled English, and besides designing software for elite clients, I’m also a photographer. Can you tell which occupation I like best? Picture me lying in the sand, shooting with a 500mm lens down the length of my body, directly into the sun, then jumping to my […]

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Thanks to everyone who sends me manglish in the wild - it’s a big world, but sooner or later, it’s going to start going away. So let’s find it and document it while we’re able!

From my dad - if you’re not bilingual you either get BLAH BLAH BUTCHER-SHOP, or LOST COST BLAH. […]

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