Comments on: Mangle Bells http://www.rahoi.com/2006/12/mangle-bells/ Gwailo go home! Sat, 08 Jan 2011 07:50:36 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Kyle http://www.rahoi.com/2006/12/mangle-bells/comment-page-1/#comment-358 Kyle Thu, 11 Jan 2007 05:45:00 +0000 http://www.rahoi.com/wp/?p=475#comment-358 Wow, Summon Lighting provides even more manglish on a Chinese business site. "Summon Lighting is a company which specializing in commerical lighting, such as down light, ceiling down light, spot lighting, wall lamp and CFL lamps.<br /><br />We have strong design& produce abality, our products 100% export to overseas market.<br /><br />Welcome everyone do business with us."<br /><br />http://www.made-in-china.com/china-products/cIJETCAPmmoYproduct1/product-catalog.html Wow, Summon Lighting provides even more manglish on a Chinese business site. “Summon Lighting is a company which specializing in commerical lighting, such as down light, ceiling down light, spot lighting, wall lamp and CFL lamps.

We have strong design& produce abality, our products 100% export to overseas market.

Welcome everyone do business with us.”

http://www.made-in-china.com/china-products/cIJETCAPmmoYproduct1/product-catalog.html

]]> By: Melissa http://www.rahoi.com/2006/12/mangle-bells/comment-page-1/#comment-359 Melissa Sun, 07 Jan 2007 10:14:00 +0000 http://www.rahoi.com/wp/?p=475#comment-359 The first pic reminded me of some South Beach Diet Peanut Butter cookies I bought a few months ago. I was sitting in front of my computer, staring at the monitor and feeling down so I was shoveling cookie after cookie down my maw. Finally, I look down and on the package it gives a warning: <b>Excessive consumption may cause laxitive effect.</b><br /><br />For one full second I stared at the message, not comprehending what it meant. Then I started laughing, hard. Then I remembered I was feeling bad. Should I cry? So I decided to eat the last two cookies since I knew I was screwed anyways.<br /><br />Later that day I told my friend what happened. I have never laughed so hard in my life. The first pic reminded me of some South Beach Diet Peanut Butter cookies I bought a few months ago. I was sitting in front of my computer, staring at the monitor and feeling down so I was shoveling cookie after cookie down my maw. Finally, I look down and on the package it gives a warning: Excessive consumption may cause laxitive effect.

For one full second I stared at the message, not comprehending what it meant. Then I started laughing, hard. Then I remembered I was feeling bad. Should I cry? So I decided to eat the last two cookies since I knew I was screwed anyways.

Later that day I told my friend what happened. I have never laughed so hard in my life.

]]> By: Jason http://www.rahoi.com/2006/12/mangle-bells/comment-page-1/#comment-360 Jason Fri, 05 Jan 2007 18:56:00 +0000 http://www.rahoi.com/wp/?p=475#comment-360 Ha ha, happy holidays man!<br /><br />And I want to see more about Jackie Chan's apparent dandruff problem. Ha ha, happy holidays man!

And I want to see more about Jackie Chan’s apparent dandruff problem.

]]> By: jon http://www.rahoi.com/2006/12/mangle-bells/comment-page-1/#comment-361 jon Mon, 01 Jan 2007 13:03:00 +0000 http://www.rahoi.com/wp/?p=475#comment-361 hells yes i meant latent - thank you Philip! it's been a rough month for me, as I'll write about soon. My English took a hit, and so did my health - China is polluted as hell this time of year. Clear blue skies and shit brown horizons. The sunset looks like a CrunchBerry. And I couldn't stop coughing. blah blah blah - new year means clean slate - be well and happy new year! hells yes i meant latent – thank you Philip! it’s been a rough month for me, as I’ll write about soon. My English took a hit, and so did my health – China is polluted as hell this time of year. Clear blue skies and shit brown horizons. The sunset looks like a CrunchBerry. And I couldn’t stop coughing. blah blah blah – new year means clean slate – be well and happy new year!

]]> By: Phillip http://www.rahoi.com/2006/12/mangle-bells/comment-page-1/#comment-362 Phillip Mon, 01 Jan 2007 06:40:00 +0000 http://www.rahoi.com/wp/?p=475#comment-362 You are the king! Don't ever stop. Also, do you mean <i>latent</i> Asperger's? You are the king! Don’t ever stop. Also, do you mean latent Asperger’s?

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.rahoi.com/2006/12/mangle-bells/comment-page-1/#comment-363 Anonymous Wed, 27 Dec 2006 06:38:00 +0000 http://www.rahoi.com/wp/?p=475#comment-363 merry xmas! im glad to see more posts. keep up the good work. merry xmas! im glad to see more posts. keep up the good work.

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