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no, really, it’s a medical term.

July 27th, 2006 · 9 Comments

I seriously don’t think I can add much, here, people. Though picture me wandering around this hospital saying to strangers, “Meet me in Cunt Exam 1! STAT!” or picking up a phone and paging, “Dr. North to Cunt Exam 2. Dr. Peter North, Cunt Exam 2.” Yeah, I know, it’s juvenile, but I’m smiling.

And while we’re here - FETAL HEART CUSTODY? That’s a chamber of horrors if there ever was one. Is this “Kramer vs Kramer” meets “Look Who’s Talking?”

THANK YOU to Stuart Thom, a reader from Australia, for this spectacular find. Good eye, Stu!

If any of you have any submissions for me, send them my way - my address is my first name @ my last name . com. My name is Jon Rahoi. Thanks to spam masters, i can’t just write it - you can figure it out, though, right?

Tags: Manglish

9 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Jason // Jul 29, 2006 at 4:47 pm

    Ha ha ha, unbelievable.

  • 2 The same gal from the Bronx // Aug 11, 2006 at 5:05 am

    LOL…Peace from HK

  • 3 Tom Buckley // Aug 17, 2006 at 11:19 am

    I showed my Cantonese girlfriend and she totally missed the “c-word” first time through. I asked her if it was common to use that “expression” in HK. :-D

    Love the blog. Ever since the day I read your chinese menu entry, I’ve been a fan!

    Keep it up!

  • 4 一度之深 // Aug 27, 2006 at 10:44 am

    Translate software always makes mistakes, and I`d say, sometimes the mistakes may cause so much fun. I just can`t help laughing while reading your texts here…lol

  • 5 K. A. Zei // Sep 17, 2006 at 8:48 am

    Notice how “C Exam” took the most number of Mandarin characters to express? Six characters instead of an average of about four for that sign.

    Hmmmm….

  • 6 Charlie Hiang // Nov 20, 2006 at 2:38 pm

    I am now physically laughing!

    Thank god I was born in Blighty and avoided this ludicrousy! I know some fellow Chinese that stumble on their English, thankfully, not as severe as this…

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  • 8 Anna7 // Aug 4, 2008 at 10:42 am

    Good job. :) Interesting indeed.

  • 9 aSports // Aug 19, 2008 at 2:37 pm

    Вот сидел я и думал, спортивные игры, нужны они или нет? Кому они нужны, соревнование, понимаю, но зачем все это? Ведь можно тартить деньги которые люди тратят на спортивные соревнования, можно их потратить на пользу людям...

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