It was a night like any other – people inviting us out to a steakhouse. We get there, we are seated in a private room. All was well. Niceties aside, we prepare to order. I ask my wife what I should get. She says, “Go ahead and look at the menu – it’s in English.”
“Oh Really?”
I started out chuckling, then got progressively louder each time.
Yeah, that sounds like a bargain item.
“I think I’ll have the cowboy pick, or maybe the cowboy LEG?!?! I really wish I could shit you.”
What’s in a rurality salad? Country Music and buckshot?
I was so stunned by the English blunders herein, I had to buy the menu from them. Can you imagine the scene when that happened? I’ll never forget it. They couldn’t decide whether to be flattered or confused.
The Bcabe’s connected to the… um…
Can I get Retchup on the side?
I’m not quite that hungry, thanks.
Um… Is this vegetarian, then?
I didn’t know cucumbers had feet, let alone hooves.
what’s with all the verbs? But man, you had me at sweet and sour bone.
Bartender, I’ll have the usual!
wow, they love their cowboy meat here.
hold the foliage please.
Am I the only one turned on now? Guys? Anyone?
1 article pot: hometown? what the shit?
the scorn adds that little extra kick.
Nah, I think I’ll just have a Papsi.
maybe they should eat more words plum.
I’m starting to get nauseous at this point, but I’m still laughing. It gets better.
Wow – glad to know there are three “ignedients,” but what ARE THEY?
Aren’t these kung fu moves?
Is this like supersizing or what?
Do French Crips do drive-bys as well?
Do I order this or agree with it?
Does anyone order the “Strange Flavour of inside Freasure?”
man fruit? is that a euphemism?
Double boiled frog for dessert? does that come ala commode?
mordacity: a disposition to biting. Well, I should hope so. It’s a PIZZA – does it come in suppository form?
well, then, what the hell is it?
black bowel and cowboy leg? Add candlelight and you have yourself a date.
Isn’t this a show on CBS?
I passed on this.
lol. just pure lol.
how do you numb vegetables? and what’s fuck silk? satin?
What happens if I get that to go?
and with that, I’m stuffed. Duck Bukkake always makes me feel full.
interesting.
im laying in bed laughing my head off at these its hilaaaaaaaarious
So….what DID you end up ordering?
this is the shit!!!! roflmao XD XD
Thanks… I needed that…
Oh … My … God !!!
Excellent !
id rather go to junk food corner..LOL
lmao i speak chinese and that happens A LOTTTTTTTTTT in chinese restaurant menu lol… funny shit
I just can’t stop laughing., ahahaha awesome! I’m already full with just their menu! XD maybe I’ll try the Cowboy leg., they Love their cowboy leg. hehe
Fuck the salt!!!!!!!!! ahahahah Fuck it!
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u know people really does eat frogs for dessert in china, it’s no mistranslation, a lot of it is funnier if u can read the mandarin version of it too
does sound a little weird
It actually kind of makes sense if you try to break the names up. They’re just very weird names for what appear to be common (for Chinese, at least) ingredients, and I think I see a fish and eggplant clay pot dish. Where did you find this restaurant? “Moon Teahouse in Ditch”?
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I’m crying laughing here Sam… fantastic! Hope all good with you
Awww, will you all wipe off your smirks…!
In 10-15 years, we’ll all have to use Chinese, can you imagine what the menu would look like then?
And remember, there will be 1 billion Chinesse ppl laughing at you!
English as a world language is on the decline, so we’d better start preparing!
Categorically THE funniest, proper belly laugh I have had in ages.
I can just see their faces when you asked to buy the menu…bless them.
comedy GOLD
Thank you
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Wow. Asians are always good for laughs.
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Both interesting and confusing if you read the chinese characters
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I’m an American who’s been living in Taiwan for the past 2.5 years, and I see this daily. I feel no shame in laughing, though, because I know I return the humor to the poor Taiwanese who must try to make sense of me as I mangle their language.
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OMG… I am laughing so hard now, tears are coming out!!! Thanks , thanks! …and yes, many of my friends who have visited China have taken shots of all the “Engrish” menus…they all make u roll over laughing till u get really hungry