Comments on: Welcome to Heaven http://www.rahoi.com/2006/02/welcome-to-heaven/ Gwailo go home! Sat, 08 Jan 2011 07:50:36 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Happy Tinfoil Cat http://www.rahoi.com/2006/02/welcome-to-heaven/comment-page-1/#comment-36614 Happy Tinfoil Cat Sat, 07 Nov 2009 05:52:46 +0000 http://www.rahoi.com/wp/?p=491#comment-36614 My Chinese wife doesn't see the humor that I do in all this. Tears form in my eyes. Your experiences in China mirror mine. People here at home cannot fathom the vast differences in culture. I hope you start updating some day soon. My Chinese wife doesn’t see the humor that I do in all this. Tears form in my eyes. Your experiences in China mirror mine. People here at home cannot fathom the vast differences in culture. I hope you start updating some day soon.

]]> By: Blargh http://www.rahoi.com/2006/02/welcome-to-heaven/comment-page-1/#comment-21588 Blargh Sun, 29 Jun 2008 13:26:14 +0000 http://www.rahoi.com/wp/?p=491#comment-21588 Oh LAWL Oh LAWL

]]> By: sooz http://www.rahoi.com/2006/02/welcome-to-heaven/comment-page-1/#comment-3802 sooz Fri, 21 Sep 2007 09:15:32 +0000 http://www.rahoi.com/wp/?p=491#comment-3802 I have been lost on your wonderful pages for about three hours, I will be back... I had to keep it down though, 'cus I'm the only one in the house with insomnia! oh hey look! it's getting light out! thanks for the giggles! I have been lost on your wonderful pages for about three hours, I will be back… I had to keep it down though, ‘cus I’m the only one in the house with insomnia!

oh hey look! it’s getting light out!

thanks for the giggles!

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.rahoi.com/2006/02/welcome-to-heaven/comment-page-1/#comment-1022 Anonymous Sat, 09 Sep 2006 19:40:00 +0000 http://www.rahoi.com/wp/?p=491#comment-1022 How long did the sex last that produced this odious child? Was it worth it?<BR/><BR/>I love how irrelevant some of those signs are, like the one with three people walking around... not eating soup... with "This soup tastes great!" above them. How long did the sex last that produced this odious child? Was it worth it?

I love how irrelevant some of those signs are, like the one with three people walking around… not eating soup… with “This soup tastes great!” above them.

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.rahoi.com/2006/02/welcome-to-heaven/comment-page-1/#comment-1023 Anonymous Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:03:00 +0000 http://www.rahoi.com/wp/?p=491#comment-1023 Sweetness! I've been here before, but didn't have a camera. I taught English at a primary school outside Guangzhou (Panyu) a few years and actually went with the whole school on a fieldtrip. There were, I'd say about 6 different schools there, so roughly a few thousand kids. I had a much different experience than you did I'm sure. <BR/>First we went into the Space History "museum." Then up the big hill to the giant shuttle replica and took some photos. <BR/>Inside the Space Movie place they had big screens and about 4 spaceship things which were metal platforms with seats that moved around and shook while the movie showed low quality graphics of flying through space. Each one fit about 15 or 20 kids. I was a little bit frightened by the experience. I was pretty sure that some kid was going to fall off the thing and get mangled by the gears. <BR/>They also had a big model of a volcano going off. Picture a room-sized home-made volcano. <BR/>Yeah English Street is dope. I got to brush up on my English. Actually I don't think I heard a word of English from anybody while I was there, besides the few people (or kids, I don't remember) who talked to me. Oh yeah, I did here hello a few (hundred) times.<BR/>Then we had box-lunches cafeteria style. Rice and brown sauce mystery meat. <BR/>Overall, I had a pretty great time there. I haven't thought about that trip in a while. Thanks for posting this. <BR/><BR/>-Anonymous Sweetness! I’ve been here before, but didn’t have a camera. I taught English at a primary school outside Guangzhou (Panyu) a few years and actually went with the whole school on a fieldtrip. There were, I’d say about 6 different schools there, so roughly a few thousand kids. I had a much different experience than you did I’m sure.
First we went into the Space History “museum.” Then up the big hill to the giant shuttle replica and took some photos.
Inside the Space Movie place they had big screens and about 4 spaceship things which were metal platforms with seats that moved around and shook while the movie showed low quality graphics of flying through space. Each one fit about 15 or 20 kids. I was a little bit frightened by the experience. I was pretty sure that some kid was going to fall off the thing and get mangled by the gears.
They also had a big model of a volcano going off. Picture a room-sized home-made volcano.
Yeah English Street is dope. I got to brush up on my English. Actually I don’t think I heard a word of English from anybody while I was there, besides the few people (or kids, I don’t remember) who talked to me. Oh yeah, I did here hello a few (hundred) times.
Then we had box-lunches cafeteria style. Rice and brown sauce mystery meat.
Overall, I had a pretty great time there. I haven’t thought about that trip in a while. Thanks for posting this.

-Anonymous

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.rahoi.com/2006/02/welcome-to-heaven/comment-page-1/#comment-1024 Anonymous Wed, 19 Jul 2006 18:52:00 +0000 http://www.rahoi.com/wp/?p=491#comment-1024 I just lost my juice all over the keyboard. These were AWESOME! I just lost my juice all over the keyboard. These were AWESOME!

]]> By: K. A. Zei http://www.rahoi.com/2006/02/welcome-to-heaven/comment-page-1/#comment-1025 K. A. Zei Tue, 18 Apr 2006 01:57:00 +0000 http://www.rahoi.com/wp/?p=491#comment-1025 "You deserve it"... a kick in the ass from the really angry guy!!! And what's up with the cheesy Frenchmen in berets and Peter Lorre (sp?) moustache? <BR/><BR/>those are great, you should get an award for timecapsuling those. “You deserve it”… a kick in the ass from the really angry guy!!! And what’s up with the cheesy Frenchmen in berets and Peter Lorre (sp?) moustache?

those are great, you should get an award for timecapsuling those.

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