spiral with chocolate flavor? These are condoms, right?
extra studded, this time fruity
Condoms with a delightful name that combines jizz and bonnet. Also presented with the lovely image of a dandelion spraying its seed into the air.
wait, let me write this down. First, I touch the fashion. Then, breathing. Wait, were my eyes supposed to be closed? Calm? I am calm! What’s with the goddamned action items? You know what, Hopeshow? (if that’s your real name) You can bring yourself a complete new style!
I want to be a part of it - Now Yort, Now Yort!
6 responses so far ↓
1 abby // Feb 13, 2006 at 4:56 am
when will you put the zumiao temple’s photos on?
2 Anonymous // Feb 14, 2006 at 12:09 pm
Okay, the jizz bonnets are plain coral condoms? Judging by the nasty scar I got the last time I touched coral, I don’t think I’d want those anywhere near my naughty bits.
3 Anonymous // Apr 4, 2006 at 12:57 pm
Wow. Chocolate condoms, that look like a box of cake mix.
Let me tell of a similar scenario… About 15 years ago I’m working at a gas station, and we have this big jar of condoms that are wrapped in foil and look like a coin, totally useless fucking things, anyways, they also used to make chocolates that looked just like that, a coin in gold foil. Anyways, here is where it gets funny… one night this elderly woman comes in driving a GIANT Buick, and I mean she drove really slow, took her like five minutes to get from the street to the gas pump, anyways, she shops for whatever in the convience mart, the usuall items, milk, crackers, whatever, and then she spots the big jar of rubbers, and completely elated she grabs just about half of them, because she has never seen these ‘chocolates’ at a gas station before, and not for 25 cents each for years. Somehow we managed to keep a straight face until she was out the door but then my buddy and I just about died laughing.
I don’t understand the last one at all… I mean the New York thing is obvious… what the heck is up with the monkeys and the number 96? And is there some sybolism in one monkey on the right and three on the left? Is there some connection between 96 and monkeys and 69… like… does this basically say Monkey Fuck or what?
I’m totally confused. What the hell is that thing? An ad? A package? I have to go back and look at again I got a headache trying to figure it out. That and I start laughing out of control anytime I see the words ‘Monkey Fuck’ in print, and twice as hard when I wrote them myself. Twice.
I love this site.
4 fb // May 2, 2007 at 10:10 am
no sweeet. be cooll !!
those are just pointless.. get use to it
5 anonymous // Mar 2, 2008 at 6:08 am
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i live in china right now and i see that shit all the time!
6 anonymous // Mar 2, 2008 at 6:09 am
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA i live in southern china and i see that shit all the time
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