this Bear is no Bitch

My sister’s japanese friend brought this back for her. It seems to read in japanese, “bear’s bich.” I can’t even begin to wonder what a bich is. No, it’s not teapot, or anything else I can easily parse. It’s either complete gibberish, which the japanese love to toss out there every once in awhile, or it’s the Japanese way of completely mispronouncing a foreign language. Now I want a bich…