I’ve heard you can’t ever really get nutlet out of silk.
Action Man is a man of action, not spelling!
While we’re already violating a copyright, why not jut throw Snoopy in there? And how hard is it to check the spelling of McDs? too lazy to LOOK OUT THE WINDOW?
let’s see we have regular, extra safe (whatever that means,) excita ribbed, and…JEANS? WTF? Denim must chafe like a mofo.
Rahoi’s law: One times chopstick equals chopstick, even for very large values of chopstick.
Call me kooky, but if your gums are giving off a noticeable odor, I really don’t think a toothpaste is the answer.
This one is chock full of english magma.
1. It’s a State Banquet Beverage.
2. It’s first in the world.
3. It’s Orthodox.
4. It’s made from coconut palm, not the wrist or fingers.
5. Magma?
6. Wait, it’s NOT processing from coconut essence? Then what the hell’s in it? nutlet?
As a man, I don’t think I’m supposed to know what a Janitavy Towel is.
yeah yeah it’s all funny english, but what the hell is that SQUARE of milk?
I’m getting like ten of these for Jason – I hope they live up to their name.
to lie fallow means to be (and I had to look this up to be sure):
1. Plowed but left unseeded during a growing season: fallow farmland.
2. Characterized by inactivity: a fallow gold market.
What a great way to advertise a food product – stagnation.
I wonder if that’s Kosher… does a Force have hooves?
a pack of tissues. yes, it is.
naming a toothpaste “usage” is like naming a feminine hygiene kit “mileage.” I will now read through my hate mail.
I think we all care our babies.
I can think of notning better to put on a pair of pajamas.
I don’t even know where to begin. it feels like someone trying to hack into my brain.
let’s just capitALIZE parts of words for EMPHAsis.
just rolls off the tongue, no?
I’ll take the run quickly horse to win.
It’s Michael Jordan’s name in Chinese. Under that is Japanese gibberish, far as I can tell. “UAS! UAS! UAS!”
oh, if it’s just a creatnicht, go right ahead. Again, these are pajamas. Maybe as you’re falling asleep it all makes sense. Or maybe you wake up with your new programming and go attempt to kill random strangers.
1) The Michael Jordan basketball – the letters directly below the name, if I look at them just right, sort of resemble the word “SWOOSH”. Which would make perfect sense I guess. Although I know that’s not what it’s supposed to mean, I just thought it was funny.
2) How could anyone possibly be offended at this? Or even fail to see the hilarity? Some people have no sense of humor. Poor things, their lives must be incredibly droll.
3) I almost woke up my kid. Note to self – “Please not to usage of Engrish.com for the night. Is only for daily use. Thanks of you.”
http://engrish.com/ heres a funny site that has pics like these ones but lots more
Lol..>Awesome…I laughed my ass off every one. Lol. Run quickly horse… Lmao..
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
………and Still laughing
Oh my god…..I have TEARS rolling down my face! That is just priceless. It’s the commentary that gets me, though. Jeez. I was laughing so hard, sitting here by myself at 1:30 a.m., that I couldn’t breathe! My face hurts now.
!! i couldnt stop laughing at these!
haha!
people who dont find the humor in this must be like mentally ill or something!!
keep up the good work =p
Hilarious! Just keeping with the subject here: I’ve had chocolate covered potato chips, and they taste pretty good.
i think this little gnome must have worked for one of these companies. Beautiful work!
This just made me laugh SO hard! Tears in my eyes. A literal paroxysm of laughter. The comments below the images are sooo great XD. Thanks man, that was GREAT!
“Stumbled” on this one. How can I send you a pic of my new socks. I couldn’t resist buying the pack of 3 from the £1 shop. You know the fashion brand FCUK? (French Connection United Kingdom) These socks have the fashion name on them FUCK!
your site sad me in hitches all day! thank you!
that should be stad me in hitches…
sorry again, the name is speverend rooner
Falling off chairs, spleen splitting?!!! Humourous I agree, but its not that funny.
Wow! I never cleaned my contacts faster than when reading this blog! Tears of laughter are great for it!
Thanks
PS. My wife and daughter are laughing at ME! I wonder how laughter is catching?
Engrish: Captions are 90% of the fun.
I was lmao all the time, but i just bursted into tears with the creatnicht bear.
well, it IS that funny. good one dude! The best engrish pages I’ve read.
Fed my mind.
So delicious.
Thanks!
Laughed ’til I cried. Tried http://engrich.com. Equally hilarious.
brillilant. totally brilliant…
ermm… “creatnicht”.. looks like “greatnight” to me, I wonder if it’s edited later in PS, or the photo was taken as it is…
I found this site by using Stumbleupon.
Your comments on the pix are Priceless.
I was laughing so hard I couldn’t catch my breath, making no sound ,while tears rolled down my cheeks.
I’m sure my cat thought I was insane.
Some of my favorites:
let’s see we have regular, extra safe (whatever that means,) excita ribbed, and…JEANS? WTF? Denim must chafe like a mofo.(Really!)
Rahoi’s law: One times chopstick equals chopstick, even for very large values of chopstick.
Wait, it’s NOT processing from coconut essence? Then what the hell’s in it? nutlet?
naming a toothpaste “usage” is like naming a feminine hygiene kit “mileage.”
One of the funniest sites I have found on the internet. Your new friend, Ron.
#6 for that Coconut thing always makes me crack up when I think about it. xDDD nutlet…
Aromatic grilled corn stick….just rolls off the tongue, no?
I don’t exactly know why, but could not stop laughing at that.
i was laughing as much at the comments as i was at the actual thing this website was made for, i just found out my boyfreinds cheating on me so this was a goo pick-me-up, thanks
HAR! HAR! HAR!!!!
wery good pockets
did anyone notice on the sunshine shirt that it also says “sweet and judcy” what is that?
My laugh is killing me man ! I’m just coming back from China and I see that… It’s damn hilarous !
This was amazing. I almost peed myself. Or maybe I did. o.o I need to go check.
brb.
*runs to bathroom*
kback.
I didn’t pee myself. ^_^
kthnxbye!
Stumbleupon has finally done something right… This page (and the comments) was just genius!!
(I want those chreatnicht PJs. A little laughter before bed couldn’t hurt!)
Oh… oh god… i think…. I think I broke something, I laughed so hard.
The “janitavy towels” and the square of milk were what made me laugh so hard.
Also, I flipped my boyfriend a link to this page. We now joke about denim condoms on a regular basis.
*snickers* Ow, my sides…
Hysterical! But your comments make them even funnier.
ok to deviate slightly from this but still as relevant. There is a food product that is sold here in the US, and I’m under the impression that it is a british food item, but could anyone tell me specifically what it is. It’s called Spotted Dick, no kidding, just google it, now it says that it is a sponge pudding with raisins but how would one go about preparing/eating it?
LOL
i almost shat my pants from laughing
I sea thls kind uv staff all tne time ln JAPan!!!
All of there are funny, however you should see the chopstick cover I seen in a local Chinese restaurant.
So, is that basketball Japanese, Chinese, or both?
eighty-eighth
Eighty-Nineth!!!
lullz
sevenfold chapter avenged sevenfold avenged and
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Soylengreen…Uh I mean Forcemeat is SPAM!!!!
On the plus side I have a new word to use – Janavity!
Just don’t read too fast, and you’ll all be ok. I had a hard time at first too. Especially ‘cuz I found this ste from he link I was shown from that page you have of all the manglish chinese menu parts.
WE CARE YOUR BABY!!!
and…what IS that square of milk?????
hahahahah i agree with what someone else said —
ur comments are what make this soooooo funny
this is a REAlly funny websITE!!
oh and Wiener Schnitzel guy, explain to me!!
Fantastic. Please tell me how we can do one with great menu translations? A place near me in Madrid was recently serving red peppers with landfill. Make mine a double.
omigod i stumbled this and its awesome!
This is so funny! I’ve been wiping the tears from my eyes. Just found my way to it today.
Very much hilarious
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Very funny, I think I laughed myself into a natural high…
just one thing, “Aromatic Grilled Corn Stick” is not actually a translation error, it really is the proper name of the product. They’re like “Twisties” but lighter and better made. Japanese too (not Chinese). Calbee is a Japanese company.