I’ve heard you can’t ever really get nutlet out of silk.
Action Man is a man of action, not spelling!
While we’re already violating a copyright, why not jut throw Snoopy in there? And how hard is it to check the spelling of McDs? too lazy to LOOK OUT THE WINDOW?
let’s see we have regular, extra safe (whatever that means,) excita ribbed, and…JEANS? WTF? Denim must chafe like a mofo.
Rahoi’s law: One times chopstick equals chopstick, even for very large values of chopstick.
Call me kooky, but if your gums are giving off a noticeable odor, I really don’t think a toothpaste is the answer.
This one is chock full of english magma.
1. It’s a State Banquet Beverage.
2. It’s first in the world.
3. It’s Orthodox.
4. It’s made from coconut palm, not the wrist or fingers.
5. Magma?
6. Wait, it’s NOT processing from coconut essence? Then what the hell’s in it? nutlet?
As a man, I don’t think I’m supposed to know what a Janitavy Towel is.
yeah yeah it’s all funny english, but what the hell is that SQUARE of milk?
I’m getting like ten of these for Jason – I hope they live up to their name.
to lie fallow means to be (and I had to look this up to be sure):
1. Plowed but left unseeded during a growing season: fallow farmland.
2. Characterized by inactivity: a fallow gold market.
What a great way to advertise a food product – stagnation.
I wonder if that’s Kosher… does a Force have hooves?
a pack of tissues. yes, it is.
naming a toothpaste “usage” is like naming a feminine hygiene kit “mileage.” I will now read through my hate mail.
I think we all care our babies.
I can think of notning better to put on a pair of pajamas.
I don’t even know where to begin. it feels like someone trying to hack into my brain.
let’s just capitALIZE parts of words for EMPHAsis.
just rolls off the tongue, no?
I’ll take the run quickly horse to win.
It’s Michael Jordan’s name in Chinese. Under that is Japanese gibberish, far as I can tell. “UAS! UAS! UAS!”
oh, if it’s just a creatnicht, go right ahead. Again, these are pajamas. Maybe as you’re falling asleep it all makes sense. Or maybe you wake up with your new programming and go attempt to kill random strangers.
The pictures aren’t funny. The comments aren’t funny. if I thumbs down will that mean I’ll never have to look at you again? yes? great.
Where can i get those pyjamas? I need better dreams.
Let me ilustrate you, yankh.
they use these labels to animate to the compulsive consumers to buy foreing products and stop supporting the local economy. No matter to them if they are using the correct grammar, cuz’ they are not selling the product to inglish people. They are making money from the ignorant people (like you). And please, don’t replay this post, i don’t care for replays.
I love to spoil your fun, please get angry and piss off!
Is maith liom Ceol!
You like Music?, Oh I see – you like the person above, Ceol, who told me off, I think.
Ceol – yes I’m a “yankh.” Doesn’t mean I’m not cosmopolitan – these products are not for foreigners – there are very few in China. They’re for the non-English speaking locals. I know English isn’t their first language, so I forgive them, but it’s still funny, yeah?
An bhfuair tú freagra don cheist thuas?
i think these are fucking hilarious, and the comments you made even more so! thanks for making my day!
Ceol you spelled illustrate wrong =]
Anyway the labels are like this because
1) error in translation
2) to not violate copyright (see Ivike and Nckia)
“No matter to them if they are using the correct grammar, cuz’ they are not selling the product to inglish people. They are making money from the ignorant people (like you).”
Your grammer is off (besides spelling which I think was to further “ilustrate” the “yankhs”). Oh and how are they making money off ignorant people if you aren’t selling it to us?
haha ceol sounds like your a little upset because you use a little manglish yourself (or “inglish” as you like to call it) so yea next time please be angry and piss off before you start calling other people ignorant
I lol’ed – a lot! xD
Thanks for the WTF rofl ^_^
I cant stop laughing. Brilliant pics with even better comments. As for the ppl(not giving names) that have a prob with this site first u need to learn how to relax and second how to write in proper English. ty
I just PEED laughing so hard at this. I love going to restaurants and seeing “broccolis” and “one pea soup.” Manglish <3
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