I can barely talk right now. I’ve been laughing steadily for the past 5 hours. In Japan, there is a game called Kancho. I was exposed to a milder form of this back in the early nineties. Glad to see it’s evolved.

from Wikipedia on Kancho:

“Kancho is performed by clasping the hands together so the index fingers are pointing out and attempting to insert them into someone’s anus region when the victim is not looking. It has been popular in Japan for years…”

“The Kancho is similar to The Dirty Sanchez, except that The Kancho is performed with the target’s pants on.”

more sleuthing - from the Wikipedia entry on The Dirty Sanchez: [warning: disgusting]

A dirty Sanchez or filthy Sanchez is a term describing the result of a person having a “mustache” made at least partially of fecal matter.

back to Kancho - apparently it’s similar to “The Undy Grundy.”:

the act is defined as a sneak attack, usually from behind, grabbing the underwear or panty of victim and pulling in an upwards motion as quickly and as forceably possible, causing the underwear to “wedge” inbetween their two bottom cheeks or else goosing the anus (to the point where the victim soils his underwear).

Seriously, and we’re highly evolved? You really believe that?

for the fans, please buy the Kancho T-Shirt. I wish to god they had my size.