i saw one of these last night at the last night of the famed Odeon bar in SF. At first I thought, “What a dork, the guy brought a LIGHT SABER to a bar?” But the he ignited it, and it was COOL. Looked like a neon tube, but lit up incrementally, light rising from the hilt to the tip. It also played the sound as well. Mom! Can I have one? Please can I?!?

Ha ha, Frankly I can’t imagine any regular Odeon patron ever saying “What a dork, the guy brought a [fill in the blank] to a bar?”
You never knew what you were going to see at the Odeon. Damn I;m going to miss that place.
Right. Remember the night when that guy stood up on the bar, dropped trousers and shot a light saber across the room out of his rectum?
Those were the salad days..