two interesting bathrooms I’ve used recently in the land of interesting bathrooms.

In my Hong Kong Hotel room - the joker who set this up was either Lieutenant Dan or Mini Me. My dad and I were both too big to sit facing forward. I tried doing the splits, but my sphincter didn’t like that. So I created a new “Sideways Shit” technique that gets the job done but leaves funny rings in sensitive areas.

In my gym here in Foshan - what are you supposed to do if you are at the far urinal, and someone walks up to the near one? I guess you’d have to either wait for the shake or scale the wall. Or do what I do: sing loudly. No one would ever dream of peeing next to someone singing, “Tomorrow” from “Annie.”