from the Varginator:

Running out of gift ideas? I’d recommend heading over to this site for some

interesting ones.

Back story:

A buddy was telling me about a recent date. During the copious groping

portion of foreplay, he felt something “hard in her butt crack.” Turns out

she was wearing custom butt jewelry. “Was it tasteless?” I asked–such a

great pun in such short order. “It was the head of a gargoyle,” without

acknowledgement. I said, “What the hell did you do?”

“Left it in. Well, I took it out before… you know.”

He mentioned other things happening, like it rolling off his night stand and

landing with a loud thump, the cat playing with it “most of the f—ing

night,” and the two of them finding it under his armoire before getting

brunch.

Of course, they come in cubic zarconia, emerels, and, obviously, the tail:

http://rosebuds.net/tailbudroll.jpg

Happy holidays!