via Dommercles, from a Thai friend of his:

Dude Wasup mate.

Man, I ran into one Thai girl the other day. She’s married to a Polish guy. You know what. She told me nasty story man. She told me her husband’s sausage hardly working. I told her girl you better get a Viagra or a new husband. I ask why didn’t you like Asian guy. She’s like they have small dick. I told hell No. Asian men these days got Godzilla dick man. It swing like boomerang, you know what I’m say’in. She’s confused man. Asian girls are mess up in the head. So what’s going on out there man. Did you vote for george Bush. I have a feeling he was going to win anyway. Man, Bush is Nasty.<\p>