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a girl came into the store and asked if her pregnant friend could come in and look around. i asked, "Is she 18?"
she says "yes."
"So why wouldn't she be able to come in?"
"Cause the sign says no children."
"She doesn't have a kid."
"What's in her stomach then?"
"Nothing yet!"
With a mean look and attitude, she said, "OH, so you believe in abortion then?"
What the f---?? i was mad so i said, "Hell yeah, i believe in abortion, if your mother would have had one, i wouldn't be here having this pointless conversation"
She screamed, "F--- you a--hole!", stomped out, slammed the door.
Then i was thinking to myself, "Could I have avoided this?"