i know we’re all waiting for my little brother’s next postcard from Cape Porn, but until then, chew on these…

the real author of this site

seems like a good rule

pet owners are PSYCHO

play the pity card

my kung fu bruise - if you only knew exactly where that is

best Ice Cream - EVER! Yes, Dismas - EVER!

all that Chinatown produce has to come from somewhere

So Conely