my wife loves action movies, yes, even those of Steven Seagal – watching “on Deadly Ground,” the one set in my home state, the one in which Dismas and I and our classmates mused about trying to be extras, I heard the following lines:
“Shoot me!” “I don’t want to dirty my bullets.”
“Alaska is a third world country – just one we happen to own.”
And the oscar for best screenplay goes to…