Saturday, June 26, 2004

The Wisdom of Steven Seagal

my wife loves action movies, yes, even those of Steven Seagal - watching "on Deadly Ground," the one set in my home state, the one in which Dismas and I and our classmates mused about trying to be extras, I heard the following lines:
"Shoot me!"      "I don't want to dirty my bullets."

"Alaska is a third world country - just one we happen to own."
And the oscar for best screenplay goes to...
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