Thursday, June 03, 2004
When the cart's a-rockin'.....
From Reuters:
Where's Dar when you need him?
"The 24-year-old man, identified as Robert R., was bitten when he tried to calm his horse, which had become unsettled by the presence of a mare in the vicinity," a duty officer in the Baltic port of Szczecin told Reuters.
The horse went wild and began straining and bucking while pulling a farm cart through the village.
An autopsy would determine whether the direct cause of death was a severed jugular vein or damaged spine, the officer added.
Okay, Quincy. What does it matter if the guy died from a severed jugular or damaged spine? I think Colonel Mustard can rest easy on this one. The horse did it. Case closed. Next...
Man Fatally Bitten by Sexually Aroused Horse
A sexually excited stallion bit a Polish man to death when he tried to calm the beast, which had become uncontrollably aroused by a nearby mare, police said.
A sexually excited stallion bit a Polish man to death when he tried to calm the beast, which had become uncontrollably aroused by a nearby mare, police said.
Where's Dar when you need him?
"The 24-year-old man, identified as Robert R., was bitten when he tried to calm his horse, which had become unsettled by the presence of a mare in the vicinity," a duty officer in the Baltic port of Szczecin told Reuters.
The horse went wild and began straining and bucking while pulling a farm cart through the village.
An autopsy would determine whether the direct cause of death was a severed jugular vein or damaged spine, the officer added.
Okay, Quincy. What does it matter if the guy died from a severed jugular or damaged spine? I think Colonel Mustard can rest easy on this one. The horse did it. Case closed. Next...
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