Friday, June 18, 2004

voted most likely to escape from jail

here's a guy i went to middle school with. He once beat me up in front of my father - can you think of anything more humiliating? I just wasn't a violent kid and didn't even fight back - I thought we were friends. One of my defining moments. He later transferred to another high school where he was booted from the basketball team for placing a teammate's toothbrush in his ass. I saw him a few years ago at a bar where he cornered me in the bathroom and we had this exchange.
me: "Hey Rick, how are you man?"
Rick: "I've been saved by the Lord Jesus Christ."
me: "um yeah - that Jesus was a pretty cool dude."
immediately after that I saw him freaking a blow-up sheep on the dance floor. and you think I'm kidding. It therefore gives me great displeasure to relay the following news:
3/14/04 RICK MARTIN, 31 of fairbanks was arrested for probation violation after being contacted for an equipment violation.

6-15-04 RICK MARTIN, 32, of fairbanks, failed to return to the North Star Center [jr: maybe a halfway house?] after an appointment. MARTIN was serving his sentence at the north star center for 1st degree vehicle theft. He was arrested for second degree escape and remanded to fairbanks correctional center.
just when you think you know someone...
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"have you ever had your shit pushed in?" Rick martin ....how about you??
 
Rick Martin... The same guy from North Pole??? Always been a jack ass always will be. Amazing...

Who did he beat up??? big John?