My buddy Mig is the coolest cat this side of the Pecos. Besides growing up with “No Doubt,” leading the Tiki nation, performing in burlesque shows as a gorilla, he’s also been on the Maury Povich show a couple of times. And those are his dullest stories!

LINK to a promo for a rerun of a Maury show starring him. (it aired on Wed) I’m still trying to see the thing.