Friday, June 04, 2004
he must smell your dog...
hard-hitting story on the new divas of porn
"Unlike humans, you can't put a condom on the dogs because they hate 'em."
Even when dogs are ready to perform, it's not always that easy.
"Dogs' lives are shortened if they ejaculate too much. Labradors generally live for about 10 years, but if they've appeared in adult videos, their lifespan is generally halved," a canine talent agency source tells Tokusatsu Shinsengumi. "It seems dogs don't like being made to ejaculate when they're not on heat. That's why we insist that a dog can ejaculate only once per day while shooting an adult movie."
cut in HALF? seems fair...
Even when dogs are ready to perform, it's not always that easy.
"Dogs' lives are shortened if they ejaculate too much. Labradors generally live for about 10 years, but if they've appeared in adult videos, their lifespan is generally halved," a canine talent agency source tells Tokusatsu Shinsengumi. "It seems dogs don't like being made to ejaculate when they're not on heat. That's why we insist that a dog can ejaculate only once per day while shooting an adult movie."
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