Someone please call the Darwin Awards before there are none of us left. [via ROB:]
Andrews and Aparezuk were last seen the night of June 16 headed toward the slough carrying a lifejacket. Police have recovered the body of one of two boys from the Slough, according to Alaska State Troopers. Searchers found the body of Hermus Aparezuk, 12, floating in the slough Wednesday morning. Search teams continued to search for 13-year-old Steven Andrews.
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A man is in satisfactory condition after he drove himself to the emergency room with a 10-inch kitchen knife stuck in his stomach. According to police, Randall Bradbury told doctors that he fell on the knife. It’s unclear whether the incident is under investigation.
ROB: he fell on the knife? come on buddy, it’s not a dildo up the ass, you can say you got stabbed..it’s ok

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