Kevin Garnett got in hot water over comments he made about taking the fight to the Sacramento Kings in tonight’s Game 7.
“This is it. It’s for all the marbles. I’m sitting in the house loading up the pump, I’m loading up the Uzis, I’ve got a couple of M-16s, couple of nines, couple of joints with some silencers on them, couple of grenades, got a missile launcher. I’m ready for war.”
Brad Miller responds:
“I’m bringing my shotgun, my bow and arrow, my four-wheel drive truck and four wheelers and run over him. It’s going to be the ultimate battle. He’s a warrior, and that’s how I like to play when I step between the lines.”
and my buddy Horton on what Garnett REALLY meant to say:
“yeah, we’re strong-pointing the target center and securing the perimeter. concertina wire is rolled out. we’ve got two m-60’s covering our flanks, and the claymores are set to our rear to prevent any sneak attacks. we’ve got the mh-6 little birds making strafing runs at enemy positions and ac-130’s circling overhead to provide air support. i’ve got com links to the awacs in case we need some j-dam’s dropped in”
And that was just for Garnett’s 2-foot hook shot!

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