doug: you know who william hung is?

cody: SHE BANGS! SHE BANGS!

doug: He was on my flight from LAX to Oakland last night

doug: well, luckily, i happen to travel with a digital camera

doug: i waited for him to get off the plane, then had some chick take a picture of us

doug: and he was all annoyed….i was like, “William, please let me take a picture with you. I’m a HUGE fan!”

doug: and he was like, “OK…..but only if it takes a minute”

cody: nice teeth on that dude

doug: he’s such a tool

cody: is he a shill for bally’s?

doug: after the photo, i was like, “THANK you SO MUCH!”

doug: and he was like, “Thank you.”

doug: all stock and disinterested, monotone

doug: i guess he went down there to do a TV commercial for bally’s

doug: and of course felt the need to wear the shirt and jacket

doug: because he’s such a dork

doug: he is borderline retarded

cody: he is over the line of needing major dental care