Friday, May 07, 2004
he is borderline retarded

doug: you know who william hung is?
cody: SHE BANGS! SHE BANGS!
doug: He was on my flight from LAX to Oakland last night
doug: well, luckily, i happen to travel with a digital camera
doug: i waited for him to get off the plane, then had some chick take a picture of us
doug: and he was all annoyed....i was like, "William, please let me take a picture with you. I'm a HUGE fan!"
doug: and he was like, "OK.....but only if it takes a minute"
cody: nice teeth on that dude
doug: he's such a tool
cody: is he a shill for bally's?
doug: after the photo, i was like, "THANK you SO MUCH!"
doug: and he was like, "Thank you."
doug: all stock and disinterested, monotone
doug: i guess he went down there to do a TV commercial for bally's
doug: and of course felt the need to wear the shirt and jacket
doug: because he's such a dork
doug: he is borderline retarded
cody: he is over the line of needing major dental care