Friday, May 14, 2004
Cody on the Byron Nelson Classic
bottom five things about the tourney
1. Golf: If there was a way to have the Nelson without the tournament, Chillin' [ Cody ] would be big-time interested.
2. Empty suits: You know who you are. You prance around your office like you own the place and then come to the Nelson and expect to be recognized. Just enjoy your Budweiser and go home to your lonely apartment.
3. Golf people: Why do you have to be quiet during a golf swing but not while a dude is trying to lay wood on a 90 mph heater?
4. Autograph hounds: Dude, you're not 12 anymore. Enough with worshipping someone who could be your son.
5. Golf fan: You've seen him. Thinks because he put up a 10-over on this same track two weeks ago that he should be on tour. Take your shadow swing back to your SUV and put that Masters hat in the garbage.
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1. Golf: If there was a way to have the Nelson without the tournament, Chillin' [ Cody ] would be big-time interested.
2. Empty suits: You know who you are. You prance around your office like you own the place and then come to the Nelson and expect to be recognized. Just enjoy your Budweiser and go home to your lonely apartment.
3. Golf people: Why do you have to be quiet during a golf swing but not while a dude is trying to lay wood on a 90 mph heater?
4. Autograph hounds: Dude, you're not 12 anymore. Enough with worshipping someone who could be your son.
5. Golf fan: You've seen him. Thinks because he put up a 10-over on this same track two weeks ago that he should be on tour. Take your shadow swing back to your SUV and put that Masters hat in the garbage.
the whole article free registration might be required
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