Wednesday, April 21, 2004
who is the liar--God or Benny Hinn?
BE READY - the end of the world is coming!
but before that, let's answer some of these burning questions on:
dating and homosexuality
like:
How do you plan to maintain this site after the rapture?
Is gold a good investment?
Is the Pope the Antichrist?
Does the Bible allow spanking?
Is it all right when mad to say "gosh" or "darn"? (answer: What do we mean by “all right”?... )
Is money utilized in Heaven? (answer: It is very unlikely that there is a money-based financial system in the eternal realm. )
including the rapturously retarded statements like:
All religion is dangerous.
but before that, let's answer some of these burning questions on:
dating and homosexuality
like:
How do you plan to maintain this site after the rapture?
Is gold a good investment?
Is the Pope the Antichrist?
Does the Bible allow spanking?
Is it all right when mad to say "gosh" or "darn"? (answer: What do we mean by “all right”?... )
Is money utilized in Heaven? (answer: It is very unlikely that there is a money-based financial system in the eternal realm. )
including the rapturously retarded statements like:
"In the beginning, God created man and then He created a woman to be man's helpmate."
"When he says the Lord has told him an event will happen by a certain date and it doesn't transpire, who is the liar--God or Benny Hinn?"
"If I were a dog, I'd want a Christian as my master."
"Nor do Jehovah's Witnesses believe in Hell. Unfortunately for them, this lack of belief does not erase Hell’s existence. "
"Because the devil is not omnipresent like God, it's hard to imagine him pulling double duty on some other planet."
It is clear that none of the writers of Scripture could have conjured up the writings without God’s inspiring them.
"Over the years there have been trillions of animals on the earth, and heaven would be a very crowded place if each one of had a soul."
"God also destroyed the cities of the plains (Sodom and Gomorrah and a couple of others) because of their proclivity to homosexual behavior. The men of Sodom even tried to seduce the angels that were sent! (Sounds like San Francisco.)"
"Jesus said that He was the only way. Jesus is unique. He was either telling the truth, He was a liar, or He was crazy. But since everyone agrees that Jesus was a good man, how then could He be both good and a liar, or good and crazy? He had to be telling the truth if He was good. He is the only way."
"The question should really be, how can you explain science without the presence of an Almighty God? Scripture has proven itself time and time again. It has never been wrong! How many scientists can claim that?"
"When the devil realizes he has no further use for Arafat, he'll abandon him just like he has countless other villainous leaders." (wait - this one might be right)
But there is one statement they make that I agree with wholeheartedly:"When he says the Lord has told him an event will happen by a certain date and it doesn't transpire, who is the liar--God or Benny Hinn?"
"If I were a dog, I'd want a Christian as my master."
"Nor do Jehovah's Witnesses believe in Hell. Unfortunately for them, this lack of belief does not erase Hell’s existence. "
"Because the devil is not omnipresent like God, it's hard to imagine him pulling double duty on some other planet."
It is clear that none of the writers of Scripture could have conjured up the writings without God’s inspiring them.
"Over the years there have been trillions of animals on the earth, and heaven would be a very crowded place if each one of had a soul."
"God also destroyed the cities of the plains (Sodom and Gomorrah and a couple of others) because of their proclivity to homosexual behavior. The men of Sodom even tried to seduce the angels that were sent! (Sounds like San Francisco.)"
"Jesus said that He was the only way. Jesus is unique. He was either telling the truth, He was a liar, or He was crazy. But since everyone agrees that Jesus was a good man, how then could He be both good and a liar, or good and crazy? He had to be telling the truth if He was good. He is the only way."
"The question should really be, how can you explain science without the presence of an Almighty God? Scripture has proven itself time and time again. It has never been wrong! How many scientists can claim that?"
"When the devil realizes he has no further use for Arafat, he'll abandon him just like he has countless other villainous leaders." (wait - this one might be right)
All religion is dangerous.
